Pirate Jokes

Want some jokes to go with your Pirate Flag? Pirate jokes are good clean fun so here's a list of them.

Question:  What is a pirates favorite food?
Answer :  an ARRRRtichoke.

Question:  Why did the Pirate cross the road
Answer:  to get to the other ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Q:  How much did it cost the pirate to piece his ear.
A:  a buccaneer.

Q:  What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?
A:  8 pirates.

Q:  Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A:  because they spend so long at C

Q:  What do you call a pirate who skips school?
A:  Captain Hooky

Q:  Why did the pirate quit playing golf?
A:  because he has a terrible hook.

Pirate Joke Story:   
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with a peg-leg?" The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a bunch of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about your hook"? "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the men cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"? "A grapefruit squirted into my eye.", replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a squirting grapefuit?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

More pirate jokes will be added as time goes by.....

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